So I thought I'd post a journal entry to inform my followers that I am in fact still alive; I've just been a little bit caught up with College (and Tumblr), also just a weird story right now because I'm really sexually frustrated. So I was really fucking horny and I went on pornhub to help 'relieve myself' and the video was pretty good (three different sexual scenarios with the same girl all inter-cut with each other) and I'm really close at this point and the video's getting pretty hot, when all of a sudden, while this chick is giving someone head, she bites his dick off. Yeah. And I'm just sat there like 'Welp. That just killed everything' and I couldn't get off and now I'm really fucking wide awake. Fucking pornos.